SUDDENLY SOMEONE

Rachel Arnold - all heart, no brain
The uneasy suspicion that if you heard yourself talking, you would sound like an asshole.
Proper Hygiene is of the Upmost Importance for a Lady who wishes to be considered “Accomplished.” Principally, the Lady of Accomplishment is able to shave in the Shower without the water washing off all the shaving cream before she gets to that part.
Cora Frazier on “The Ideals of Feminine Accomplishment" from Pride and Prejudice, revised for the 21st century. 
My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.
John Waters (via mrgolightly)

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BBC - Nature’s Great Events

On my way to work

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  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*